*~EclipsEyeger~*

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pain-in-the-asguardian
hummingirls

i’m starting a movement to stop calling this shit “artificial intelligence” cause it’s fucking not. it’s not intelligent, and the things it produces are not informed by logical choices. it doesn’t know how to research sources for you. it doesn’t compose art thoughtfully or meaningfully.

call it machine-generated, text generator, chat bot, but it’s not intelligent.

crownsnbirds

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‘Anthropomorphic language such as “learn”, “understand”, “know” and “I” […] create an illusion. This pushes all of us [even experts] towards seeing sparks of sentience in AI tools, where there are none.  Epic interview of Ted Chiang by @madhumita29 https://t.co/LysS2HuAN2  — Ariel Guersenzvaig (@interacciones) June 3, 2023ALT
mischif
ossimoroblog

Ossimoro

obscureoldguy

FREE PILLOW FIGHTS!

kreature-ofthenight

I love that most people once they realized what was happening just went full Berserk mode without a care

also the man dropping his walking cane to have an anime like elder master reveal

perforatedsanity

This wonderful human is bringing so much joy into the world. He’s reminding people they’re allowed to play. That they can be silly in public. That fun can come in unexpected places and at unexpected times. I wish I knew who he was. I’d donate so he could buy more pillows and bring more fun into the world - once it’s safe enough to.

thesaltofcarthage

Grandpa legit kicked his ass with glee.

pomrania
prokopetz

I think we should start referring to historical figures with absurdly grand titles by the most prosaically literal translations we can come up with. Like, "Charlemagne"? "Carolus Magnus"? Fuck you, your name is "Big Chuck".

thydungeonguy

Jesus Christ? You mean Greasy Josh?

prokopetz

"Jesus Christ" is an especially fun one because while yes, it does work out to "Josh, who has been anointed (with oil)", if you chase down the etymology, khrīstós – and hence christ – more properly refers to the act of rubbing, without reference to the substance that's being rubbed on. Thus, you can make an argument that "Jesus Christ" is most literally understood as "Josh, who has been rubbed"; I have no idea how to render that into modern colloquial English, but this is Tumblr – I'm sure we have an idea or two.

prokopetz

Head-Pats Josh.

defnot my first thought lmao